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Riddle Count: 14
Riddle:

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Answer:

Attire.

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Riddle:

What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?

Answer:

There was a traffic jam!

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Riddle:

Why do cows wear bells?

Answer:

Because their horns don't work.

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Riddle:

How does Moses make his coffee?

Answer:

Hebrews it.

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Riddle:

I am the 1st on earth, 2nd in heaven. I appear twice in a week, but only once in a year. Although, I'm in the middle of the sea. What Am I?

Answer:

The letter "E".

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Riddle:

30 white horses on a red hill. 1st they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What are they?

Answer:

Teeth.

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Riddle:

I broke my finger last week. . .

Answer:

…On the other hand, I'm ok!

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Riddle:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Answer:

Aye Matey!

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Riddle:

What is heavy forwards, and backwards is not?

Answer:

A ton

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Riddle:

Two robbers hung Rob over some very sharp rocks by a rope. Then they cut the rope and he fell down and was torn in pieces by the jagged rocks. The next day, Rob was found alive and unhurt, without a scratch, or a scab on his body. How is this possible?

Answer:

The Robbers didn't hang Rob himself, they just hung a piece of paper that said Rob From the rope.

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