What's stronger than a boulder, but weaker than a flying insect?
What only works the first time you use it?
What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym?
Why were 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 sad about Prom?
They had no one (1) to go with.
How can people without noses smell?
If they don't shower.
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
What's light as a feather and a few days after becomes hard as rock?
The first thing always exists, and the second thing only exists when there’s a lot of the first thing in one place. What are they?
Cars and traffic.
Lions go ROAR. When do chickens go Raw?
After they're killed, but before they're fried or cooked.