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Jack Albert

Riddle Count: 19
Riddle:

Why were 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 sad about Prom?

Answer:

They had no one (1) to go with.

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Riddle:

How can people without noses smell?

Answer:

If they don't shower.

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Riddle:

A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?

Answer:

Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago

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Riddle:

Lobi's brother is Mobi
Lodi's brother is Modi
Lofi's brother is Mofi
Loki's brother is ____

HINT: It's a four-letter word

Answer:

Thor.

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Riddle:

Lions go ROAR. When do chickens go Raw?

Answer:

After they're killed, but before they're fried or cooked.

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Riddle:

You have to go through a room full of cannibals who haven't eaten in 6 months. Is it safe?

Answer:

Yes, it's safe because they're dead. Duh.

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Riddle:

Why did the Mexican guy shoot his wife?

Answer:

Tequila.

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Riddle:

Why was King Aragorn annoyed at the Hobbits?

Answer:

Because he told them to bow to no one, but they didn't bow to Arwen.

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Riddle:

What belongs to you but only other people use it?

Answer:

The passenger seats in your car.

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Riddle:

When is it rude to tell a woman she has a nice body?

Answer:

When she’s dead

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