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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when two mice almost collide?

Answer:

A narrow squeak.

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

How can you catch a unique rabbit?

Answer:

You (s)neak up on it.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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