Riddle: There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
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Riddle: What happened to the broken-down frog?
Answer: It got toad (towed) away.
Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.
Riddle: I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
Answer: The wind.
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Riddle: What is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Riddle: What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: This person would be your mother.
Riddle: What jack has a head but no body?
Answer: Jack-o-lantern.
Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustraophobic.
Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!