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Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
A narrow squeak.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do angels sing in the shower?
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
How can you catch a unique rabbit?
You (s)neak up on it.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
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