Riddle: When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
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Riddle: On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle: Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle: What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
What is a bare-faced liar? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer: To the right. It's always the same direction.
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle: What pets make stirring music?
Answer: Trumpets.