Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Kids Riddles: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle: Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Through me you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!