Riddle: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle: When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer: Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle: Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
