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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

No is to negative as yes is to...?

Answer:

Affirmative

If you said "Positive" you're wrong.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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Riddle:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Answer:

It has a spring in it

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?

Answer:

Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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