Riddle: What animals would be the best at playing video games?
Answer: An octopus.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Answer: All the difference in the world.
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle: What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer: A grape with a six-shooter.
Riddle: Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver, and purple have in common?
Answer: There are no words in the English language that rhyme with them.
Riddle: In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
