Riddle: What is something you don't own but you can give it to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
How did the farmer fix his jeans? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle: What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle: How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Answer: Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle: Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle: What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle: What kind of bunny can't hop?
Answer: A chocolate bunny!
Riddle: What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
Answer: 14-carrot gold!