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Riddle:

Why did the belt go to jail?

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?

Answer:

The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.

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Riddle:

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

Answer:

Fsh.

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Riddle:

What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

Answer:

A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

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Riddle:

What's a Jedi's favorite car?

Answer:

A toy-yoda.

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Riddle:

If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

Answer:

A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.

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Riddle:

I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I?

Answer:

Ping Pong Balls.

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Riddle:

There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?

Answer:

They are all married.

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Riddle:

What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?

Answer:

A Life Saver.

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Riddle:

You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?

Answer:

Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.

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