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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

What is small, purple, and dangerous?

Answer:

A grape with a six-shooter.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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