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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

Who do witches stop for on the highway?

Answer:

Witch-hikers.

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Riddle:

My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?

Answer:

A lamb.

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Riddle:

Why are pirates pirates?

Answer:

Because they just Arrrrr!

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Riddle:

Through me you see through things. What am I?

Answer:

An X-ray machine.

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Riddle:

How far is it from March to June?

Answer:

A single spring.

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Riddle:

What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?

Answer:

Thunderware.

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Riddle:

Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?

Answer:

A Valentine.

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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Riddle:

A queen bee was buzzing, a worker bee was buzzing, a honey bee was buzzing, and a killer bee was buzzing.

How many bees were in buzzing?

Answer:

One. There is only one b in the word buzzing

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