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Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Because it works both ways.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
A grape with a six-shooter.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What does the artist like to draw best?
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
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