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Riddle:

What animal is most likely to eat a relative?

Answer:

An ant-eater!

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Riddle:

Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it?

Answer:

A shadow.

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Riddle:

What can be picked but not chosen?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Answer:

In sundae school.

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Riddle:

I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal.

What am I?

Answer:

A table.

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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

Answer:

To the dock.

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Riddle:

A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

Answer:

They are survivors, you don't bury them.

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Riddle:

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Answer:

Because they are stuffed.

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Riddle:

Pick a number from 1-10, multiply it by 2, add ten, divide it by 2, now subtract the number that you have from the number you picked. What is it?

Answer:

Do you have 5?

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