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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

What animals would be the best at playing video games?

Answer:

An octopus.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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