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Riddle:

Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?

Answer:

He was always monkeying around in class.

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

What do spiders eat with their dinner?

Answer:

Corn on the cobweb.

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Riddle:

What is it that is full all day and empty at night?

Answer:

Shoes.

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Riddle:

What chins are never shaved?

Answer:

Sea Urchins.

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Riddle:

A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Three matches are sitting on a table. Without adding another make for three matches four. You are not allowed to break any of the matches.

Answer:

Shape the 3 matches into a romanumeral four.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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