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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

What pets make stirring music?

Answer:

Trumpets.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.

Why didn't it ever hit the ground?

Answer:

The plane was flying upside down!

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Riddle:

There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. When he got there the man said there was 5 pounds off so the fourth brother took the 5 pound and television and left. He decided to make some money out of this so he took 2 pounds and give the other 3 pounds to his brothers. So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound?

Answer:

Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2

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Riddle:

It goes through the door
without pinching

It sits on the stove
without burning

It sits on the table
Not ashamed

Answer:

The Sun

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?

Answer:

Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.

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Riddle:

What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?

Answer:

"How do you boo?"

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