Riddle:
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
Answer: I pushed her over.
Riddle:
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
Answer: To look for Pluto!
Riddle:
Of everybody, you could ask to join you for Thanksgiving dinner, who would always say no?
Answer: The turkey!
Riddle:
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta!
Riddle:
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
Answer: Retail Shop.
Riddle:
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.
Riddle:
What type of dog does a vampire have?
Answer: A Bloodhound!
Riddle:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Riddle:
Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Answer: He always stepped on the plate.
Riddle:
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle:
Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink?
Answer: Because it was a soft drink.
Riddle:
What does a lawyer wear to court?
Answer: A Lawsuit.
Riddle:
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don't have the guts.
Riddle:
What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Answer: Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.
Riddle:
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Answer: A blood-hound.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer: Boo-jeans.
Riddle:
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
Riddle:
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle:
What happenes when you roast a Barbie?
Answer: It becomes Barbie-Que.
