Riddle: Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink?
Answer: Because it was a soft drink.
Riddle: Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
Riddle: What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer: Boo-jeans.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Answer: A blood-hound.
Riddle: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: How does a robot shave?
Answer: With a laser blade.
Riddle: What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Answer: Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle: What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
Answer: A toiletry. (Toilet-Tree)
Riddle: My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle: Why is the refrigerator a private place?
Answer: Because the salad is dressing.
Riddle: What type of music are balloons scared of?
Answer: Pop Music!
Riddle: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don't have the guts.
Riddle: Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Answer: Mud-donna.
Riddle: Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Answer: He was two-tired.
Riddle: How do you make a hamburger smile?
Answer: Pickle it gently.
Riddle: Why did the radish turn red?
Answer:  It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle: What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle: What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer: Cottage cheese!