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Riddle:

Sally, Lisa, and Bernadette are triplets. But Sally and Lisa share something that Berandette does not. What is it?

Answer:

The letter 'L' in their names.

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Riddle:

What's a plumber's favorite song?

Answer:

"Singing in the Drain."

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Riddle:

A Queen has twins by Caesarean section so it's impossible to tell who was born first.  Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler.

Why?

Answer:

He is a male.

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Riddle:

A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track.

Why?

Answer:

The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn't jump off the track immediately.

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Riddle:

Fred is listening to the raido when it suddenly stops playing. Nobody is with Fred and nobody touches the radio. A few seconds later, the radio resumes playing.

How can this be?

Answer:

Fred was driving his car through a tunnel.

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Riddle:

If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?

Answer:

An eye wetness.

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Riddle:

What's the most romantic part about the ocean?

Answer:

When the buoy meets gull.

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Riddle:

Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?

Answer:

So you toot-'n'-come-in.

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Riddle:

Why was the students homework in his father's handwriting?

Answer:

Because the student borrowed his pen.

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