ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

What do you call a baby rifle?

Answer:

Son of a gun.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?

Answer:

Because he was a great web designer.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

Answer:

12 Months.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Answer:

It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?

Answer:

A toiletry.

Please Share!
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?

Answer:

Because his player had the perfect pitch!

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Answer:

Because it was soda pressing.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

Why did it rain Pennies?

Answer:

Because there was a change in the weather.

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

Answer:

A box of quakers!

Please Share!
Comment
Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?

Answer:

A Sour Puss.

Please Share!
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT