Riddle: Of everybody, you could ask to join you for Thanksgiving dinner, who would always say no?
Answer: The turkey!
Riddle: What did the Lemon say to the doctor?
Answer: I need lemon-aide.
Riddle: What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Answer: A crowbar.
Riddle: Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle: Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle: What driver never gets arrested?
Answer: A screw driver.
Riddle: What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle: What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A Porkchop.
Riddle: Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
Answer: To keep its "nuts" dry.
Riddle: How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hare-plane.
Riddle: What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle: Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom.
Riddle: What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle: Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Answer: In air pockets.
Riddle: Which bow can't be tied?
Answer: A rainbow.
