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What do you call a baby rifle?
Son of a gun.
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Because he was a great web designer.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Because his player had the perfect pitch!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Why did it rain Pennies?
Because there was a change in the weather.
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quakers!
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
A Sour Puss.
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