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Riddle:

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Answer:

You rock-it!

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Riddle:

You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?

Answer:

Corn.

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Riddle:

There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?

Answer:

$45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.

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Riddle:

What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?

Answer:

Any, Houses can't jump.

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Riddle:

Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Answer:

Because he had the drumsticks.

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Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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Riddle:

What is faster hot or cold?

Answer:

Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

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Riddle:

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

Answer:

The car door.

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Riddle:

Why can't the world ever come to an end?

Answer:

Because it's round.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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