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Riddle:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Answer:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Riddle:

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Answer:

Who said this happened during the night?

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Riddle:

How do caterpillars swim laps?

Answer:

They do the butterfly.

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Riddle:

What has a heart but no other organs?

Answer:

A deck of cards!

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Riddle:

What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Answer:

This person would be your mother.

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Riddle:

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

Answer:

A Waterfall.

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Riddle:

Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Answer:

Because they have no-body to go with.

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Riddle:

I am useless when together but useful when I am broken apart. What am I ?

Answer:

I am an egg.

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's raindeer is the fastest?

Answer:

Dasher.

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Riddle:

How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?

Answer:

By standing back to back.

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