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What has a heart but no other organs?
A deck of cards!
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
This person would be your mother.
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Because they have no-body to go with.
How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
By standing back to back.
I am useless when together but useful when I am broken apart. What am I ?
I am an egg.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Because he turns into a bat every night.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
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