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What happened to the broken-down frog?
It got toad (towed) away.
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
In your claws-it.
I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
A Candle.
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock 9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts.
Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
The word Ton.
Where do butterflies sleep?
On Caterpillows!
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use hare brushes.
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