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Riddle:

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

Answer:

Hip hop.

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Riddle:

What do elves learn in school?

Answer:

The elf-abet.

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Riddle:

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

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Riddle:

Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed. What am I?

Answer:

A mask.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?

Answer:

He was too wrapped up in himself.

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Riddle:

Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?

Answer:

The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly.

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Riddle:

Which on of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

Answer:

Comet.

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Riddle:

What is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?

Answer:

An Elevator.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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Riddle:

Two camels were facing in opposite directions. One was facing due East and one was facing due West. They were in the desert so there was no reflection. How can they manage to see each other without walking around or turning around or moving their heads? 

Answer:

The two camels were facing each other the entire time. Hence facing in opposite directions.

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