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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

Where does a werewolf like to hide?

Answer:

In your claws-it.

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Riddle:

I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

Answer:

A Candle.

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Riddle:

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Answer:

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not.

What am I?

Answer:

The word Ton.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?

Answer:

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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Riddle:

Do rabbits use combs?

Answer:

No, they use hare brushes.

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