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Riddle:

Why was the nose so tired?

Answer:

Because it had been running all day.

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Riddle:

How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Answer:

Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Riddle:

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

Answer:

Time.

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Riddle:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Answer:

He was walking.

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Riddle:

Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I?

Answer:

Water.

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Riddle:

The more you take of me the more you leave behind?

Answer:

Footsteps.

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Riddle:

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer:

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Riddle:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Answer:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

Answer:

The letter S.

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