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Riddle:

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Answer:

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

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Riddle:

I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

Answer:

A Candle.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Answer:

The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

Do rabbits use combs?

Answer:

No, they use hare brushes.

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Riddle:

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

Answer:

With a pumpkin patch.

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Riddle:

If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?

Answer:

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.

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Riddle:

Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not.

What am I?

Answer:

The word Ton.

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Riddle:

How did the beaver get online?

Answer:

He logged on.

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