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Riddle:

How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Answer:

None, it was Noah.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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Riddle:

What bird is always out of breath?

Answer:

A puffin.

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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Riddle:

A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.

Darryl: What's the day? I dont think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.

Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.

Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.

Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.

Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.

Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.

David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?

Answer:

It is Wednesday. If it was any other day of the week, more than one statement would be true. To solve the riddle, evaluate each person's statement and write down what day it could be according to the statement. David's statement indicates it could be any day of the week except for Wednesday. When you list the days that it could be according to everyone's statement, it turns out Wednesday is the day mentioned only one time. Darryl: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday Tracy: Monday Melissa: Saturday Ben: Thursday Adrienne: Saturday Susie: Friday David: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday

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Riddle:

A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.

How could that be?

Answer:

The beggar was his sister!

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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick boat?

Answer:

To the dock!

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Riddle:

If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?

Answer:

5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?

Answer:

Dasher.

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