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Riddle:

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

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Riddle:

Where do TVs go on vacation?

Answer:

To remote places.

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Riddle:

You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?

Answer:

Corn.

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Riddle:

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Answer:

Meat.

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Riddle:

You can see me in water, but I never get wet.

What am I?

Answer:

A reflection.

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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Answer:

You rock-it!

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Riddle:

When may a man's coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?

Answer:

When it has a hole in it.

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Riddle:

What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?

Answer:

Any, Houses can't jump.

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Riddle:

There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?

Answer:

$45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.

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