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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it is a-jar.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When its a jar

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?

Answer:

Brown/blue/green (i dont know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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