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Riddle:

I change color from time to time. Wear me, and I'll tell you your ____. What am I?

Answer:

A moodstone

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Riddle:

Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?

Answer:

I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper.

Then what does the stopper cost?

Answer:

Five Cents.

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

a muder had been suspected but the police did not know how the man had been killed since there had been no windows no doors no chairs no desks the was only a puddle left on the floor in the mans house and the man had been hung by a rope in the middle of the floor and underneth him hangin was a puddle .how did the man reach the ceiling with no promt to get hung up on the celing and why was there a puddle

Answer:

the man had waited on a ice cube and the ice cube had melted and left a puddle

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