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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper.

Then what does the stopper cost?

Answer:

Five Cents.

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Answer:

To get to the other slide!

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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