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Riddle:

Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?

Answer:

They could hold up trains.

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Riddle:

Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?

Answer:

A shoe.

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Riddle:
my favorite food is one you throw out the outside and cook the inside. what food is it ?
Answer:
corn on the cob. you throw out the cob
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Riddle:
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer:
Your hands.
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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it is ajar.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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