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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?

Answer:

Oklahoma City and Indianapolis.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it is ajar.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?

Answer:

A shoe.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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