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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper.

Then what does the stopper cost?

Answer:

Five Cents.

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?

Answer:

An Octopus.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when two mice almost collide?

Answer:

A narrow squeak.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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