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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

I change color from time to time. Wear me, and I'll tell you your ____. What am I?

Answer:

A moodstone

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Riddle:

Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?

Answer:

I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.

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Riddle:

Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight.

Answer:

Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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Riddle:

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?

Answer:

lightning

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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