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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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Riddle:

Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?

Answer:

A shoe.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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Riddle:

How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?

Answer:

Both want safe flights.

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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!

Answer:

Toothpaste!

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Riddle:

How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?

Answer:

Lift the hood and look in.

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Riddle:

How does a robot shave?

Answer:

With a laser blade.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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