Riddle: When do you see sheep in ink?
Answer: When you draw them in pen!
Riddle: Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Answer:
Pears.
Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle: What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer: Guilt.
Riddle: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle: Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle: One day, a thirty-story building was on fire. A man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?
Answer: He was first floor.
Riddle: What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
