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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

a boy had just got out of the shower and gettin ready for his prom,shaved,and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be?

Answer:

he lives in alaska and sunrise's are every six months.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

a muder had been suspected but the police did not know how the man had been killed since there had been no windows no doors no chairs no desks the was only a puddle left on the floor in the mans house and the man had been hung by a rope in the middle of the floor and underneth him hangin was a puddle .how did the man reach the ceiling with no promt to get hung up on the celing and why was there a puddle

Answer:

the man had waited on a ice cube and the ice cube had melted and left a puddle

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