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Riddle:

A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?

Answer:

lightning

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it's ajar.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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