Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle: My family is known to be crazy;
I'm good when I'm alone and when spread I am amazing;
It's a matter of taste;
I'm good for your health, bad for your waist.
What am I?
Answer: Peanut
Riddle: A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
Answer: Nine.
Riddle: Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?
Answer: He told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: I come across as flat,
But theirs more to me than my surface;
You climb my moutains from top to bottom,
And fall from bottom to top.
What am I?
Answer: Ocean
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: What are three things that have eyes, yet can't see?
Answer: Needle, storm and potato.
Riddle: On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?
Answer: On the outside, of course.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
