Riddle: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle: In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.
Riddle: What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle: What can you throw but not catch?
Answer: A cold.
Riddle: I fly without feathers;
Sleep when you're awake;
I'm not a mosquito and neither a needle,
But blood I'm known to take.
What am I?
Answer: I am a vampire bat.
Riddle: What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle: A plane crashes in the exact border of the United States and Canada. Where will the survivors be buried?
Answer: They're survivors. They wouldn't be buried because they didn't die.
Riddle: There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle: A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle: When is it right for you to lie?
Answer: When you are in bed.
Riddle: Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
Riddle: I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Answer: A river.
Riddle: There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house.
Riddle: A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle: What lets you walk through walls?
Answer: Doors!
Riddle: Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle: What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle: In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through the water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit? Or will it make no difference?
Answer: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.
Riddle: There was a farmer who had a problem with his chicken coop, and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on top of the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle-type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?
Answer: It didn't because roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle: Why would Snow White be a good judge?
Answer: Because she's the fairest in the land.
