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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?

Answer:

I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!

Answer:

Toothpaste!

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?

Answer:

lightning

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