Riddle:
You walk onto a bridge you see a boat full of people but there is not a single person on it. How is that possible?
Answer: There all married.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
How do you make the number one disappear?
Answer: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”.
Riddle:
How do you spell the letter W in 2 letters?
Answer: UU.
Riddle:
I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Answer: A river.
Riddle:
There are 10 bombs on the ground, 1 bomb explodes. How many bombs are there left?
Answer: None. Because when that 1 bomb exploded, it caused the rest of the Bombs to explode too.
Riddle:
What has one hundred heads, and no legs?
Answer: A dollar in pennies.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
If Friday the horse goes into the park at 7:00 and on Sunday the horse goes into the park at 8:00 what is the horse's name?
Answer: Friday.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle:
A plane crashes in the exact border of the United States and Canada. Where will the survivors be buried?
Answer: They're survivors. They wouldn't be buried because they didn't die.
Riddle:
When does lunch come after dinner?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle:
Imagine you are on a sinking raft in the middle of the Pacific with great white sharks surrounding you. How do you stop this predicament?
Answer: Stop imagining!
Riddle:
I fly without feathers;
Sleep when you're awake;
I'm not a mosquito and neither a needle,
But blood I'm known to take.
What am I?
Answer: I am a vampire bat.
Riddle:
When is it right for you to lie?
Answer: When you are in bed.
Riddle:
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.
Riddle:
You're a bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up five people. At the second stop, you pick up two people. At the third stop, you drop off three people. At the fourth stop, you pick up three more people. At the fifth stop you drop off 8 people. How old is the bus driver?
Answer: You are the bus driver so he is your age.
Riddle:
What can you throw but not catch?
Answer: A cold.
