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I go up and down the stairs without moving. What am I?
I go up and down the stairs without moving.
What am I?
I am a carpet
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!
Toothpaste!
My tines be long, My tines be short, My tines end ere, My first report., What am I?
lightning
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?
I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.
How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Lift the hood and look in.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight.
Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
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