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Riddle:

Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?

Answer:

He told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.

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Riddle:

On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Answer:

On the outside, of course.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

Three matches are sitting on a table. Without adding another make for three matches four. You are not allowed to break any of the matches.

Answer:

Shape the 3 matches into a romanumeral four.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?

Answer:

A Cat!

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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