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Riddle:

I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a carpet

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!

Answer:

Toothpaste!

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Riddle:

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?

Answer:

lightning

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?

Answer:

I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.

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Riddle:

How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?

Answer:

Lift the hood and look in.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight.

Answer:

Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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