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Riddle:

You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?

Answer:

Brown/blue/green (i dont know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Answer:

On the outside, of course.

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Riddle:

Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out.  What is it?

Answer:

It is a gun.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When its a jar

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Riddle:

I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back.

What am I?

Answer:

I'm a Hearse.

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