Riddle:
You are in a car hungry, thirsty, and broken. You come across three doors on the side of the road. One is full of food, one is full of glasses of water, and one is filled with millions of dollars. Which door do you open first?
Answer: Your car door.
Riddle:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A river.
Riddle:
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle:
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle:
What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Answer:
Pears.
Riddle:
When do you see sheep in ink?
Answer: When you draw them in pen!
Riddle:
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle:
During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February. Because it's the shortest month of the year.
Riddle:
Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono.
What is the fifth childs name?
Answer: Mary.
Riddle:
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "Oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
Answer: You don't knock on your own hotel room door.
Riddle:
One day, a thirty-story building was on fire. A man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?
Answer: He was on the first floor.
Riddle:
Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle:
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle:
What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer: Guilt.
Riddle:
A girl just learning to drive is going the opposite way of the traffic but is not breaking the law. How is this possible?
Answer: Easy, the girl is just walking on the sidewalk. No one said she was driving at that time.
Riddle:
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle:
I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle:
What do you serve that you can't eat?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Riddle:
My shape and sizes differ. Every time you dip me in water, I become smaller. What am I?
Answer: Soap.
Riddle:
You are trapped in a hallway and there are three rooms to help you get out. One toom is filled with water all the way to the top, another room is on fire, and the last room has a bunch of lions which haven't eaten in 1 month. Which room do you choose?
Answer: The one with the lions because they haven't eaten in 1 month.
