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Riddle:
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
Answer:
Fleas.
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Riddle:

Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.

Answer:

"Your word".

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Riddle:

Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?

Answer:

Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

Answer:

It happens every year.

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Riddle:

My family is known to be crazy;

I'm good when I'm alone and when spread I am amazing;

It's a matter of taste;

I'm good for your health, bad for your waist.

What am I?

Answer:

Peanut

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Riddle:

Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?

Answer:

He told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

I come across as flat,

But theirs more to me than my surface;

You climb my moutains from top to bottom,

And fall from bottom to top.

What am I?

Answer:

Ocean

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