Riddle: How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
Riddle: There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.
Why?
Answer: The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Riddle: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named Friday.
Riddle: Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all.
What am I?
Answer: Your eyes.
Riddle: How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
Answer: One brick.
Riddle: What can be seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
Answer: The letter R.
Riddle: You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?
Answer: 4 Bagels.
Riddle: What part of London is in France?
Answer: The letter N.
Riddle: You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
Answer: It's your sister!
Riddle: Three simple words, but life changing. What are they?
Answer: I love you.
