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Riddle:

Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?

Answer:

He told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over them. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.

Answer:

4 bees and 3 flowers.

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Riddle:

Why are artist no good in sports matches?

Answer:

Because they keep drawing.

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Riddle:

My family is known to be crazy;

I'm good when I'm alone and when spread I am amazing;

It's a matter of taste;

I'm good for your health, bad for your waist.

What am I?

Answer:

Peanut

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Riddle:
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
Answer:
A Butterfly, delicate and unique.
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Riddle:

On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Answer:

On the outside, of course.

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Riddle:

Why don't cows have money?

Answer:

Because the farmer milks them dry.

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Riddle:

Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out.  What is it?

Answer:

It is a gun.

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Riddle:

A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay.

Answer:

Mushrooms.

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