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Riddle:

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

Answer:

Your reflection in a mirror.

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Riddle:

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Answer:

The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.

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Riddle:

How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?

Answer:

One brick.

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Riddle:

You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?

Answer:

4 Bagels.

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Riddle:

If a dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away?

Answer:

The other end is not tied to anything.

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Riddle:

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Answer:

None. The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot.

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Riddle:

You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?

Answer:

Brown/blue/green (i don't know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )

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Riddle:

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Answer:

An echo!

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Riddle:

It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh.

What is it?

Answer:

Lettuce.

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Riddle:

If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?

Answer:

They wouldn't need to, the survivors are still alive!

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