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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

My family is known to be crazy;

I'm good when I'm alone and when spread I am amazing;

It's a matter of taste;

I'm good for your health, bad for your waist.

What am I?

Answer:

Peanut

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Riddle:

Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?

Answer:

He told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.

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Riddle:

In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over them. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.

Answer:

4 bees and 3 flowers.

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Riddle:

Three matches are sitting on a table. Without adding another make for three matches four. You are not allowed to break any of the matches.

Answer:

Shape the 3 matches into a romanumeral four.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?

Answer:

Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Riddle:

What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?

Answer:

Oklahoma City and Indianapolis.

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Riddle:

I come across as flat,

But theirs more to me than my surface;

You climb my moutains from top to bottom,

And fall from bottom to top.

What am I?

Answer:

Ocean

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