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Riddle:

What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?

Answer:

Ice.

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

My family is known to be crazy;

I'm good when I'm alone and when spread I am amazing;

It's a matter of taste;

I'm good for your health, bad for your waist.

What am I?

Answer:

Peanut

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Riddle:

Why don't cows have money?

Answer:

Because the farmer milks them dry.

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Riddle:

A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay.

Answer:

Mushrooms.

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Riddle:

I have four of these, With matching extremities. They can do many things, And hardly ever bring me pain. Unless I stick them with a pin, Or burn them sometimes when... What is it that I can wiggle at will? And use in other means still?

Answer:

Fingers.

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Riddle:

A nonstop train leaves Moscow for Leningrad at 60 mph. Another nonstop train leaves leningrad for Moscow at 40 mph. How far apartare the trains 1 hour before they pass eachother?

Answer:

100 miles (60+40)

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Riddle:

At the sound of me, men may dream or stomp their feet at the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?

Answer:

Music.

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Riddle:

On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Answer:

On the outside, of course.

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