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Riddle:

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?

Answer:

lightning

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes.  What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?

Answer:

I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.

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Riddle:

How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?

Answer:

Lift the hood and look in.

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Riddle:

Through me you see through things. What am I?

Answer:

An X-ray machine.

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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