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Riddle:

little Nancy Ettistoat, in a white pettiecoat and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows!

Answer:

a candle

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

How does a robot shave?

Answer:

With a laser blade.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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