Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?
Answer: On the outside, of course.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Answer: Because it's a long time before they leave.
Riddle: The letters of the alphabet but only just a few;
It's hard to say if I was invented or just discovered by you.
What am I?
Answer: Music
Riddle: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle: What is the only common four-letter English word that ends in the suffix -eny?
Answer: Deny.
Riddle: What kind of money do vampires use?
Answer: Blood money!
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer: Both want safe flights.
Riddle: I go up and down the stairs without moving.
What am I?
Answer: I am a carpet
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer: Your hands.
Riddle: Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
