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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper.

Then what does the stopper cost?

Answer:

Five Cents.

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Riddle:

What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?

Answer:

A Banana.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Answer:

Because there are more of them!

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Riddle:

How can you catch a unique rabbit?

Answer:

You (s)neak up on it.

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