Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle: Through me you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: My tines be long, My tines be short, My tines end ere, My first report., What am I?
Answer: lightning
Riddle: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle: On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle: My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.