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little Nancy Ettistoat, in a white pettiecoat and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows!
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Who always enjoys poor health?
Why was the fisherman arrested?
For packing a rod.
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Because there are more of them!
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
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