Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle: A certain number has three digits. The sum of the three digits equals 36 times this number. Seven times the left digit plus 9 is equal to 5 times the sum of the two other digits. 8 times the second digit minus 9 is equal to the sum of the first and third.
What is the number?
Answer: This one is fairly easy - 324 is the answer.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?
Answer: Oklahoma City and Indianapolis.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle: Through me, you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle: My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle: My tines be long, My tines be short, My tines end ere, My first report., What am I?
Answer: lightning
Riddle: On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle: What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle: Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle: I change color from time to time. Wear me, and I'll tell you your ____. What am I?
Answer: A moodstone
Riddle: Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?
Answer: I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.
Riddle: How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Answer: Lift the hood and look in.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
Riddle: Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?
Answer: Toothpaste!
Riddle: A boy had just got out of the shower and getting ready for his prom, shaved, and with cologne and there was going to be an after-party, and his mom, and dad said to be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full-grown beard. How can this be?
Answer: He lives in Alaska and sunrises are every six months.
