Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Riddle: In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?
Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
Riddle: If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper. Then what does the stopper cost?
Answer: Five Cents.
Riddle: Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
Answer: The North Pole.
Riddle: My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?
Answer: A Cat!
Riddle: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Riddle: When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle: I have three USA coins. They are not a quarter, dime or penny and they add up to 60 cents. What are the coins?
Answer: A 50 cent piece and 2 nickels.
Riddle: What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle: A forest exists somewhere on Earth. This forest has no life except for trees. After a storm, a tree was hit by lightning and falls. What sound would it make?
Answer: None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.
Riddle: What word is spelled the same way front and backward?
Answer: Racecar is racecar backwards.
Riddle: What is 1/2 of 1/4 of 2/9 of 3/7 of 84?
Answer: The answer is 1. 3/7 of 84 = 36 2/9 of 36 = 8 1/4 of 8 = 2 1/2 of 2 = 1
Riddle: What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella.