Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle:
Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Answer: Because it's a long time before they leave.
Riddle:
What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle:
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle:
What is the only common four-letter English word that ends in the suffix -eny?
Answer: Deny.
Riddle:
The letters of the alphabet but only just a few;
It's hard to say if I was invented or just discovered by you.
What am I?
Answer: Music
Riddle:
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
I go up and down the stairs without moving.
What am I?
Answer: I am a carpet
Riddle:
How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer: Both want safe flights.
Riddle:
What kind of money do vampires use?
Answer: Blood money!
Riddle:
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer: Your hands.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?
Answer: Oklahoma City and Indianapolis.
