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Question: I can make you successful, or make you a failure. I am totally at your command. Tell me what you want to change about you and I will do it automactilly.Be easy with me & I'll destroy you. What am I?

Question: it is to big for 1 judt right for 2 but it is no more for 3

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Question: A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and isn't Superman.

How did he do this?

Question: If you have it, you want to share it.
If you share it, you don't have it.

Question: There are three apples if u take two away how many apples do u have

Question: roll the dice until they're twelve
our destiny reveals itself.

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