Question: What can a spider weave that eyes no eyes, yet still can see.

Question: A Blonde walks into a store and goes to the salseman.

BLONDE: Can I buy this TV sir?

SALSEMAN: No, sorry we don't sell to blondes here.
The blonde left and came back and repeated herself again.The salseman still said no. Then came back a year later and the same salseman was there.(this time the blonde dyed her hair brown and worked out alot).

BLONDE: Can I please buy this TV sir?

SALSESMAN: We don't sell to blondes here. Sorry!
How did the salseman know she was a blonde?

Question: Once there was a cat family.The mommy cat and the daddy cat was having a walk with their sonny.They were crossing the road when a car dashed quickly across the road.Alas, the sonny was dead.Panickstricken the sad mommy said something to the daddy.What was said by the mommy to the daddy?

Question: One day, me and my friend were drinking ice cold colas, when this girl walks up and slaps us right in our epidermis. What's an epidermis?

Question: if two people know it it is something
if more know it it is nothing

Question: i see one star two star 3 star 4 star 5 star 6 star 7 star 8 star 9 star 10 tar 11 star 12 star 13 star.....even 123,456,733,879,839,898 stars!! how many more do i need to go?

Question: What is black & small cannot be seen in the night and has something you want to bounce?

Question: Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.
This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

Question: Whats balck and white and black and white and black and white?

Question: I am dumb,and know many languages, i am deaf,but still spoken to and i connect love ones. WHAT AM I