Question: What kind of table has no legs
Answer: Muliplication table
Question: How could a man possibly live after getting shot in the head 6 times, the stomach 3 times, the legs 7 times, and the back twice with a rifle by a professional sniper?
Answer: He was being sniped with a BBgun.
Question: Black within and red without,
With four corners round and about.
What is it?
With four corners round and about.
What is it?
Answer: A chimney
Question: first think of a person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells not but lies.
next,tell me the first thing to mend the middle of middle or the end of end.
and finally give me a sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
now string them together and tell me this: what creature would you unwillingly kiss?
next,tell me the first thing to mend the middle of middle or the end of end.
and finally give me a sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
now string them together and tell me this: what creature would you unwillingly kiss?
Answer: a spider!!!!!!!!!this riddle is from harry potter and the goblet of fire chapter 31:the third task.
Question: there are 4 men one is English one is Chinese one is Malay and another one is a Indian. Than 2 robbers came one road with a mask on their face and the 4 men thought is was Hallowen day and said hello to the 2 robbers but the robbers did not care and take out their gun and shoot each of them 2 shots but why only the English man died?
Answer: It is because the Chinese man use a box hello and the Chinese man was strong and broke the bullet. , the Malay man use a bow hello and it shoot over, the Indian shake his head and pt his hand together and shake his hand and that was the Indian man hello but only the English man stand there and wave his have so only the English man died.
Question: whats black,round and shakes all over?
Answer: the rear-end of a typical hip-hop video girl
Question: i am half chinese and half puerto rican,what am i?>
Answer: ricanese
Question: what is greater than god, more evil than the devil,the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die what is it?
Answer: nothing
Question: What's aways coming but never comes?
Answer: Tommarow
Question: JOANNIE FATHER HAVE FIVE GIRLS DANNA,DENNA,DINNA,DONNA WHO WAS THE 5TH GIRL.
Answer: JOANNIE.
