Question: You are walking when you come upon a monster. A riddle he asks you:
If you tell the truth, I will strangle you.
If you tell a lie, then i will chop your head off.
How do you get out of this matter?
If you tell the truth, I will strangle you.
If you tell a lie, then i will chop your head off.
How do you get out of this matter?
Answer: Either say You will chop my head off, or say You will strangle me. For if you say, you will chop my head off he would say that it would be false. Making him chop your head off, but therefore making the statement true, so he would strangle you. But then that would make the statement false, leaving you free.
Question: A woman returns home from shopping and is horrified to find that her husband is dead and on the diningroom table. As she continues on into the house she finds that there is also a broken vase on the table and her cat is covered in ashes. Explain what happened with one more bit of information: her husband has been dead for eight years.
Answer: Her husband had been cremated and put in a vase. The cat knocked over the vase.
Question: A plane crashed on the south-west side of Ireland. there was a little Graveyard right next to the plane crash.Where do you bury the survivers?
Answer: you don`t bury survivers!
Question: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE BEARD?
Answer: TO GET 3-IN-1 BENFITS -LAZINESS,FASHION AND SAVINGS.
Question: This animal is bigger than the biggest whale, faster than the fastest cheetah, stronger than the greatest King Kong and more dangerous than the most dangerous dinosaur. What animal is it?
Answer: "This Animal"
Question: Why must the good die young?
Answer: Because the good was actually bad. And the Bad was actually good. Get it?
I dont.
I dont.
Question: a man walked an equilateral triangle. the first side took him eighty minutes. the second side took him eighty minutes. the last side took him one hour and twenty minutes . why is this ?
Answer: because when you convert eighty minutes into hours it's one hour and twenty minutes.
Question: what is invsebl and smells like carrots?
Answer: rabbit farts!
Question: what is this website?
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