Question: Detective Smith finds Romeo and Juliet dead on the kitchen floor surrounded by broken glass. They were alone when they died. What killed them?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet were fish in a fish bowl. A cat knocked over the bowl, and Romeo and Juliet fell on the floor, surrounded by broken glass. They couldn't breathe, so they died.
Question: The King gave his Queen an endless bucket to put flesh and blood in. What is this endless bucket?
Answer: a ring
Question: You are trapped in a cabin for 30 days and 30 nights. All you have is a calendar to keep track of the time and a bed to sleep on. How do you survive?
Answer: You eat the dates on the calendar and drink from the springs in the bed.
Question: Theres about 50 to 100 people in a cabin in the middle of the woods... There all dead, but by no natural causes. (so they didn't kill each other or bears didn't kill them)... How did they die?
Answer: The cabin is in the plane and the plane crashed in the middle of the woods. ( Not too Good)
Question: What is a dinosaur and a pig mixed together
Answer: Jurassic Pork
Question: A dog weights 20kg and the other dog weights 30kg. How much do they both weight.
Answer: one dog weight 20 kg and the other weights 30kg
Question: I'm hard and soft.
I'm colourful an clear.
I'm as sweet as fruit.
People call me Jelly.
What am I?
I'm colourful an clear.
I'm as sweet as fruit.
People call me Jelly.
What am I?
Answer: Jelly
Question: two twins sit down at the table and their mother brings them a glass of lemonade apeice. the lemonades are exactly the same with the same amount of ice cubes and lemonade in each cup. one of the twins drinks hers fast the other drinks hers slow the one who drinks hers slo dies. why
Answer: Both lemonades were exactly the same with the same amount of ice cubs but the ice cubes had piosen in side them so the one who drank hers slow died because the ice cubes melted and the piosen draned in to her lemonade and she drank it.
Question: if a rooster was on top of a roof and layed a egg and the wind blew which side would the egg land the left or the right
Answer: dosent madder roosters dont lay eggs
Question: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die?
Answer: I don't know. That's why I need help.
