Question: There is a boy in an alley died in a puddle of red liquid. Right next to the boy is a small piece of wood. Outside the alley there was a man laughing. How did the boy die?
Answer: The boy went to buy a popsicle. The icecream man gave him his raspberry icecream. The boy walked down the alley licking it. It turned out that the icecream man gave the boy poison. The boy died. The icecream melted causing the red liquid and the wood was the stick from the icecream.
Question: what do men have in common with toilets and anniversaries?
Answer: They miss them both. When a man goes to the toilet tehy miss the toilet and me just miss anniversaries.
Question: there once was three girls molly jolly and dolly they were so bord at home so they asked there mother if they could go out to the mall yet then after while there mother was dead and the knew but nobody told them how did the know
Answer: the can read the futre
Question: just because the sun is out dosen't mean it's day and just because the moon is out dosen't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through.the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?
Answer: alaska
Question: What has keys but no locks,
& has space but no rooms?
& has space but no rooms?
Answer: A computer.
Question: There's a man with a boat that only holds him and 1 other thing. he has a sheep, a wolf, and a basket of cabbage to take across the river. How can he do it?
Answer: he takes the sheep across first since the wolf wont eat the cabbage, then he comes back for the cabbage and brings it across. he takes the sheep back across with him..then brings the wolf to the other side..goes back across and brings the sheep across..
Question: What is the color of the clouds? White
What is the color of most snow? What
What do cows drink? Milk?
What is the color of most snow? What
What do cows drink? Milk?
Answer: It's not milk it's WATER
Question: Gues this creature:
In the morning this creature has 4 feet
In the afternoon this creatures feet is 2
At night this creature feet is 3
Whats this creature?
In the morning this creature has 4 feet
In the afternoon this creatures feet is 2
At night this creature feet is 3
Whats this creature?
Answer: Human being, because when we were babies we crawl,
when we were a man & woman we walk w/ are legs &
when we're old we need a cane to walk
when we were a man & woman we walk w/ are legs &
when we're old we need a cane to walk
Question: forward i'm heavy,backward i'm not
Answer: ton
Question: MARK ANTONY IS LYING DEAD ON THE FLOOR AROUND HIM IS CLEOPATRA LYING ASLEEP BROKEN GLASS AND WATER HOW DID MARK ANTONY DIE
Answer: MARK ANTONY IS A FISH WHEN CLEOPATRA CAME INN AND SLAMMED THE DOOR THE FISH BOWL FELL ON THE FLOOR
