Riddle: There is a boy in an alley died in a puddle of red liquid. Right next to the boy is a small piece of wood. Outside the alley there was a man laughing. How did the boy die?
Answer: The boy went to buy a popsicle. The icecream man gave him his raspberry icecream. The boy walked down the alley licking it. It turned out that the icecream man gave the boy poison. The boy died. The icecream melted causing the red liquid and the wood was the stick from the icecream.