Riddle: A group of men is suddenly awakened by a loud, piercing, continuous sound. They all scramble out of their beds, get dressed, grab a pole, and disappear into a hole. What in the world are these men doing?
Answer: The men are firemen who were on night-shift duty at their firehouse. When they heard the fire alarm, they got dressed, slid down the fire pole, and got in the fire truck.
Mayhem Masters Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: How long would it take a fly, wearing a pair of wellingtons, to walk through a tin of treacle?
Answer: A fortnight, it’s too weak.
Treacle. Riddle Meme.
Treacle. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why did the housewife get sick and tired of cleaning a huge conservatory window?
Answer: Because it was such a pane (pain).
Window. Riddle Meme.
Window. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What scratches an itch you've never scratched before?
Answer: A bidet!
An itch! Riddle Meme.
An itch! Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: If you were by a door, where would music originate?
Answer: From the HANDEL.
Door furniture  Riddle Meme.
Door furniture Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am big, small, tall, short, black, white, blue, red, green, and yellow, I am smart, dumb. What am I?
Answer: A Liar!
What in the wide world am I? Riddle Meme.
What in the wide world am I? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Two men dying of hunger in the desert, come across some tents selling, hundreds of thousands, another selling sponge cake, another selling cream. What is this, they asked?
Answer: It is a trifle bazaar, that is for Sue.
Tents in desert. Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What kind of mail, do delivery workers hate, as it is so heavy?
Answer: Chain Mail.
Mail. Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: A group of men are suddenly awakened by a loud, piercing, continuous sound. They all scramble out of their beds, get dressed, grab a pole, and disappear into a hole. What in the world are these men doing?
Answer: They are firemen who were sleeping in their fire station. When they heard the fire alarm, they quickly got dressed, slid down the fire pole, and got in the fire engine to head to the reported fire.
Masters of Mayhem Riddle Meme.
Masters of Mayhem Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: It's a little-known fact that one of Batman's deadliest enemies, The Riddler, got married after his days of crime were behind him. The Riddler's wife enjoyed riddles even more than her husband, and she often tried to baffle him with riddles around the house. One day his wife, whose name was Riddlina, saw an opportunity to try to stump her husband with an old riddle she had first heard as a child. "My husband!" Riddlina exclaimed, "We have an extreme emergency! I just discovered we don’t have even one circle with a thousand squares left in the entire house!" The Riddler was shocked, at first, until he figured out what was distressing his wife. Do you know to what object Riddlina was referring to, which caused her emotional outburst? Incidentally, as soon as the Riddler solved his wife's riddle, he immediately got into his car and drove to a local store. What was he planning to get?
Answer: The old riddle his wife used (a circle with a thousand squares) to indicate an emergency item that was missing from their house, was a roll of toilet paper. Needless to say, the Riddler immediately went out to purchase some.
Batman Riddle Me This! Riddle Meme.
Batman Riddle Me This! Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.