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Riddle:
How do you eat a tent?
Answer: With you mouth!
Riddle:
What is pretty and pink but not pretty?
Answer: Pink!
Riddle:
Why did the chicken fail school?
Answer: He did nugget good grades.
Riddle:
A rookie, professional football player who had just joined his new team from the college ranks, came off the practice field and told his coach in a shaky, fear-filled voice that he repeatedly heard a man's voice inside his head speaking out commands for him to follow. The player then asked the coach, "Do you think I am a schizophrenic?" "No," replied the coach. "I think you are an idiot." Why was the coach so rude and unsympathetic when responding to the mental health concerns of the young player; and what position had he been recruited to fill on the team?
Answer: The young player was a rookie quarterback drafted by this pro team. In professional football, quarterbacks wear helmets with speakers built into them, so the coach can tell them what plays to run. In college football, where this young player had played quarterback, helmets are not allowed to contain speakers; but this rookie was not aware of this, so he freaked out when he heard his coach’s voice inside his helmet, giving him instructions.
Riddle:
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
Answer: A unicorn because they don't exist.
Riddle:
Colder, higher values
Always in a hundred
But in the herd, just one
With two in fourty four
Could it be twenty one
Or maybe ninety two?
Who are I?
Answer: U / ewe / you
Riddle:
I am dress you can not wear. What am I?
Answer: An address!
Riddle:
What is new and old at the same time?
Answer: Land.
Riddle:
What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
Riddle:
I'm scared of the water,
But not scared of heights;
I'm light and come in different colors,
But typically just white.
What am I?
Answer: Tissue
