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Going To School Joke

How do you like going to school?

Answer: I like the going part fine, same with the coming back part, but I'm not much of a fan of the time in between!

The Cereal Killer

A cereal watches another of themselves die, the cereal's corpse is left in crumbs, and the other cereal has to eat their dead friend to survive. So who is the real murder?

Answer: It's the person who ate the cereal, cereal can move but not eat, so everything I said about the cereal eating the crumbs is all lies.

Dirty Rooster

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: Neither, the rooster.

Three Colors

I'm red and I can be green or yellow, what am I?

Answer: An apple.

While Walking Across A Bridge I Met A Man

As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who drew his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?

Answer: His name is Andrew.

Sausages

A farmer is hungry, so he cooks up some sausages and gives them to his kids. His kids ask him why he does not take off the cowboy hat that he has on but he will not take it off. But as soon as the girl is going to eat the sausages, he says "NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED" and then he snatches the sausage and runs away. Why?

Answer: The farmer had a fight with a pig and it bit off his ear which made him angry so he made the pig into sausages for his kids. He does not want his kids to know that he has no ear so he does not take off the cowboy hat. But when he gives the sausages to the girl, he sees his ear sticking out of the sausage. So she is not allowed to eat it and he must get the sausage to the doctor so they can put it back on.