The Cereal Killer
Riddle: A cereal watches another of themselves die, the cereal's corpse is left in crumbs, and the other cereal has to eat their dead friend to survive. So who is the real murder?
Answer: It's the person who ate the cereal, cereal can move but not eat, so everything I said about the cereal eating the crumbs is all lies.
Source: https://www.riddles.com/10050
