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Riddle:
The Circle Family LOVES circles (who doesn't?). Their house is a circle, their garden is a circle, their furniture are all circles, if they could, they would BE circles (you get the gist). One day Mom and Dad, were going out, so they left their baby at home (stupid, right?). When they came home, the baby was dead (I knew it was dumb). Who did it? The Gardener said he was tending to the (circle) garden. The Maid said she was cleaning the corners. The Chef said he was cooking a (circle) snack.
Answer: The Maid. There ARE no corners...
Riddle:
What number plus what number equals eight?
Answer: 0
Riddle:
What did the carrot say to the grapes when he found them?
Answer: I see you!
Riddle:
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I?
Answer: A leg (still attached to a living body, of course).
Riddle:
An employee of a store went up to his manager and said, "can I go to Paris for a week"? "Yes," said the manager "but remember to show me a picture of you at Paris" "yes sir," said the employee. The next day the employee showed him a picture of him in Paris, he saw a clock a big tv and him on the couch. Right away he knew that he had lied. How did he know?
Answer: The clock was showing the same time as the clock that was sitting on the manager's wall.
Riddle:
Three American military veterans: Ron(Army), Terry(Army), and Ron(Marines) retired from their military careers and decided to go into business together. Using all of their engineering knowledge and expertise, the three veterans have revamped an idea for an old device, made many improvements to it, and are now trying to patent it under the name: The Ron - Terry - Ron device, or (R.T.R). They advertise it by saying, "The R.T.R is designed only for those who want to move forward in life, but never backward. It is guaranteed to get your heart pumping, your blood pressure rising, and your armpits sweating"(classy advertising by these veterans). The advertising continues: "The R.T.R. is for the person who tries to move ahead, but always ends up exactly where they started." The only problem with the R.T.R device is, to use one, you will have to ignore the Gadsden flag(i.e., the one with the coiled rattlesnake pictured on it) and its famous motto. Forrest Gump would be very proud of these veterans. Just exactly what is the Ron - Terry - Ron (R.T.R.) device, and why must the Gadsden flag motto be ignored by its users?
Answer: The three veterans have made some innovative improvements to a basic Treadmill design, and are trying to patent these improvements in the hope of selling their newly created device. Of course, these veterans realize that anyone who uses their new product will be violating the early Continental Marine message and motto of the famous Gadsden flag which states, "Don't Tread on Me". Just as Forrest Gump was encouraged to "Run - Forrest - Run", we wish success to these three veterans with the words, "Ron - Terry - Ron".
Riddle:
What do pears and dogs have in common?
Answer: They both have EARS!
Riddle:
I am an academic, I'm one of three but each of us is different, I am more of an administrative one, One has a fountain, the other a cape, I'm thinking about changing my name, But not everybody likes the idea. Who am I?
Answer: Pretoria.
Riddle:
What two figures would you go to, to get advice?
Answer: The FATHER figure and the MOTHER figure.
Riddle:
There was a girl named shreya. She told her father that she got 100 marks in her exam but she was very weak. How did she get 100 marks if she was weak?
Answer: 20 for science 10 for maths 40 for hindi 20 for english 5 for sst 5 for computers = 100.
