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Riddle:
How do you like going to school?
Answer: I like the going part fine, same with the coming back part, but I'm not much of a fan of the time in between!
Riddle:
A cereal watches another of themselves die, the cereal's corpse is left in crumbs, and the other cereal has to eat their dead friend to survive. So who is the real murder?
Answer: It's the person who ate the cereal, cereal can move but not eat, so everything I said about the cereal eating the crumbs is all lies.
Riddle:
What comes first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Neither, the rooster.
Riddle:
As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who drew his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?
Answer: His name is Andrew.
Riddle:
A farmer is hungry, so he cooks up some sausages and gives them to his kids. His kids ask him why he does not take off the cowboy hat that he has on but he will not take it off. But as soon as the girl is going to eat the sausages, he says "NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED" and then he snatches the sausage and runs away. Why?
Answer: The farmer had a fight with a pig and it bit off his ear which made him angry so he made the pig into sausages for his kids. He does not want his kids to know that he has no ear so he does not take off the cowboy hat. But when he gives the sausages to the girl, he sees his ear sticking out of the sausage. So she is not allowed to eat it and he must get the sausage to the doctor so they can put it back on.
Riddle:
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can only to have it come back to you without it bouncing off of anything?
Answer: Throw the ball straight into the air.
Riddle:
What's long and hard and enjoyable for anyone to suck?
Answer: A candy cane!! U perv!
Riddle:
What emotion fits in the palm of your hand?
Answer: Lexus
Riddle:
Flick the night watchman was on duty at an art museum. The next morning, Charley the museum director said he would purchase a new valuable painting called "The Wicked Serpent". Flick said that he thought purchasing the painting is a bad idea, because he had a dream last night that THAT same painting was stolen from the art museum. Immediately Charley fired Flick. Why was Flick fired?
Answer: Flick was fired, because he was asleep during his shift and dreaming.
Riddle:
Lucy went onto a game show, and she was one task away from winning the grand prize: $500,000.00. She was shown four bags; one of these bags had the cash prize inside, while the other three were empty. Lucy had only one chance to choose the bag with the money. Each bag had a statement on it, but only one statement was true. A: The money is in either Bag B or Bag C. B: The money is in either Bag A or Bag D. C: The money is in this bag. D: The money is not in this bag. Which statement is true, and which bag has the money?
Answer: Statement B is true. Bag D has the money. If Bag A had the money, then statements B and D would both be true. If Bag B had the money, then statements A and D would both be true. If Bag C had the money, then statements A, C, and D would all be true. But, we only need one true statement. If Bag D had the money, then the statements on all of the bags would be false, except for that on Bag B. This matches the conditions, so the money is in Bag D.
