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Riddle:
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win. . .
Answer: . . . But no pun in ten did.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Riddle:
A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
Riddle:
I am a room. I have a sink. I have a stove. You use me for cooking. What am I?
Answer: A kitchen.
Riddle:
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Answer: If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.
Riddle:
What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
Riddle:
I am a 10 letter word. The first 2 words verifies a word that means "myself." The last 8 words verifies that you can complete it. The first 5 words can be used for the word, "imposter." the last 3 words can be used for the word "bible." What word am I?
Answer: Impossible ;).
Riddle:
You were in the garden. There are 34 people in the yard. You killed 30. How many people are in the garden?
Answer: Only 1, the killer. If he killed 30 the other 4 would have run away so the killer would be the only one left.
Riddle:
I have the shape of a parabola, but I always wear a coat. You can can find me inside or outside. When I go home, my last name becomes my first. What am I?
Answer: A taco.
Riddle:
Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
