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Riddle:
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?
Answer: Wind.
Riddle:
There has been a murder at the lake. The lead detective also has work at an oil company, but has an substantiated alibi. They suspect foul play. The coroner arrives at the scene, seconds later. The detective and the coroner have been friends for a long time. They both went missing for 6 hours the day before. The lake has been known to have high levels of pollution. The police arrive and search everywhere, but could not find the body. Where is the body and who is the murderer?
Answer: No person was murdered that day, the lake itself died because of the pollution. The murderer is the coroner since he does not have an alibi. The detective asked the coroner to do this in the name of their friendship. He agreed and polluted the lake. This was during the missing hours.
Riddle:
What is pretty and pink but not pretty?
Answer: Pink!
Riddle:
Why did the chicken fail school?
Answer: He did nugget good grades.
Riddle:
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
Answer: A unicorn because they don't exist.
Riddle:
I am dress you can not wear. What am I?
Answer: An address!
Riddle:
What is new and old at the same time?
Answer: Land.
Riddle:
What has legs but no feet?
Answer: A Snail.
Riddle:
Will and Jim were practicing shooting, and each scored seventy-five hits out of a hundred. After a little break, Will tried again and hit thirty-five out of fifty shots. Jim did not do any more shooting.
Who had the best average for the day?
Answer: Jim's average is higher.
Riddle:
A nurse was speaking with a young doctor just prior to their entering the room where the surgery was to take place. "You know," said the nurse, "I am surprised you are going to attempt surgery on this patient again, since you have failed in all of your previous attempts. You are lucky this patient is unable to make any complaints concerning your failed surgical attempts, and sue you for malpractice! So far, you have botched his knee, ankle, heart, and rib surgeries, and now you are going to try to remove insects from this man's stomach. What's next, brain surgery?" "After today's operation, I believe I will do just that!," replied the doctor in a defiant tone, "and this time there will be no nose bleed, or a red nose of any kind during the surgery." "That'll be the day," replied the nurse. "I will be right next to you during the operation, so when you mess up, I'll have a good laugh!" What kind of twisted, warped, medical professionals are these two? Why haven't both of them been permanently banned from practicing medicine? Just what exactly is going on here?
Answer: While on break, several of the doctors and nurses at a hospital have been competing against one another in the classic game of Operation. This doctor, although he failed at removing the patient’s water on the knee, wrenched ankle, broken heart, and spare ribs, felt confident he could remove the butterflies from the patient’s stomach without causing the patient’s nose to light up red and trigger a buzzer sound signifying failure.
