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Riddle:
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Answer: Crookies.
Riddle:
A purveyor of baked goods is approached by a man with a very low I.Q. who wants to buy some of the baker's creations; however, the man with the low I.Q. has no credit or debit cards, no checks, and in fact, doesn't even have one red cent in his pocket to buy anything, so he is flatly denied any of the seller's goods. Who is this dolt who is trying to get something for nothing?
Answer: Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Says Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your ware." Says the pieman to Simple Simon, "Show me first your penny." Says Simple Simon to the pieman, "Indeed, I have not any."
Riddle:
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
Answer: "Poly wants a firecracker!"
Riddle:
Why did the developer go broke?
Answer: Because he used up all his cache.
Riddle:
Hidden in the poem below, a female's name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: Polar bears live at the North Pole they say, and penguins all live at the South; it's lucky those penguins live so far away, or they'd end up in polar bear's mouth! What is the female's name you hear?
Answer: OLIVE.
Riddle:
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Answer: The sun, it rises every morning.
Riddle:
What does everyone who reads the following statement have in common: "I don't agree with this statement"
Answer: They don't agree with it.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
What is the MAIN Cause of Airline Crashes?
Answer: Gravity!
Riddle:
At a children's party, 10 kids had juice, 8 kids had cake, and 6 kids had juice and cake.
How many kids were there at the party?
Answer: Tweleve kids. Six kids had juice and cake, leaving two out of the cake eaters that didn't have juice. As there were ten juicers, there must be twelve kids in total.
