Riddle:
A blind man is alone on a deserted island. He has two blue pills and two red pills. He must take exactly one red pill and one blue pill or he will die. How does he do it?
Answer: Break each of the pills in half, as you do this pop one half in your mouth and lay the other half aside for tomorrow. When he's done this with all four pills he will have consumed one red pill and one blue pill. And have the same left over.
Riddle:
When does yesterday come after today?
Answer: When it is in the dictionary.
Riddle:
What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle?
Answer: Mt. Rushmore.
Riddle:
I have three colors, each with a different meaning. When I'm old they become dull, but when I'm new they are gleaming. I help keep people safe, but sometimes they hate me. You won't see me in a forest, but you will in a big city. Some of me have short lengths, and some of me have long. And in the time that the longest of me take, you could sing a very long song. When my colors change, people get happy or sad, and when you guess what I am, you will be very glad. What am I?
Answer: A Stoplight.
Riddle:
What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
I stand when I am sitting and I jump when I am walking. What am I?
Answer: A kangaroo.
Riddle:
What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle:
Can one bird change a light bulb?
Answer: No, but toucan!
Riddle:
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A toucan!
