Riddle: Which state sounds like a new NFL player jersey?
Answer: New Jersey.
Riddle: Which table we can eat?
Answer: A vegetable.
Riddle: You have no one but me, when you're alone I come find you. I'll never leave your side until the day I die. What am I?
Answer: Your friend.
Riddle: I howl, yet I have no voice. Can't be seen but my presence is felt. What am I?
Answer: The wind.
Riddle: I am next to nothing, in a positive way. I am at the beginning of the first century. What am I?
Answer: The number 1.
Riddle: I have one ear, but cannot hear. I have golden hair but no head. What am I?
Answer: Corn.
Riddle: How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle: What dose tv stand for?
Answer: Nothing, it does not have legs.
Riddle: if 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?
Answer: 10, take the first letter out of each spelled out number One+Nine+EIGHT=One Two+Eight+Nine=Ten.
Riddle: What has a foot but no leg?
Answer: A ruler!