Riddle:
How do you leave someone on the edge of their seat?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow. >:)
Riddle:
What is not dry nor wet but can be both?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
Answer: PLANET!
Riddle:
All of Mrs. Smith's pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?
Answer: Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.
Riddle:
A store has on sale a computer and word processor small enough to fit in your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap?
Answer: The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser!
Riddle:
What year of this century is the same when its number is upside down? What year of the previous century is the same when inverted?
Answer: 1961 and 1881.
Riddle:
Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
Riddle:
1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?
2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street without breaking the law. How come?
3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases.
2. The truck driver was walking.
3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Riddle:
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
Answer: She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Riddle:
Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders h20. The other one wants h2o too. What happens to the other one?
Answer: He dies because he drank hydrogen peroxide.
