Riddle:
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
Riddle:
What loses it's head in the morning, and gets it back at night?
Answer: A Pillow.
Riddle:
You are in your home, and your air conditioning is broken. The temperature in your house is 40 degrees. To warm yourself up, do you stand in an acute corner, or an obtuse corner?
Answer: An obtuse angle because it will be at least 91 degrees.
Riddle:
Mary's mom had four children, May, June, and July. Who was the fourth child?
Answer: Mary! It's MARY'S mom. >:)
Riddle:
How do you leave someone on the edge of their seat?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow. >:)
Riddle:
What is not dry nor wet but can be both?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
Answer: PLANET!
Riddle:
All of Mrs. Smith's pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?
Answer: Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.
Riddle:
A store has on sale a computer and word processor small enough to fit in your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap?
Answer: The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser!
Riddle:
What year of this century is the same when its number is upside down? What year of the previous century is the same when inverted?
Answer: 1961 and 1881.
