Riddle:
If you have nine fish in a fish bowl and 3 drown how many fish do you have left?
Answer: Nine because fish don't drown.
Riddle:
Two fathers and three sons walk into a candy shop and buy one candy bar each for 50 cents each. They walk out only spending $1.50. How do they do that?
Answer: There is a grandfather a father and son of grand father and fathers son.
Riddle:
I have a soul but I can not see or hear. What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
Riddle:
I have a key but no lock and a space but no door. What am I?
Answer: Keyboard.
Riddle:
I am more powerful than god and more evil than the devil. I am what rich people want and what poor people have. I can never die. What am I?
Answer: I am nothing.
Riddle:
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow. Tomorrow is always a day away.
Riddle:
Which one of Santa's reindeer do you see at a competition?
Answer: Dancer.
Riddle:
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Answer: The person whom payed for the food was WEDNESDAY!.
Riddle:
When you have me not, you want me. But when you have me, you do not know. What am I?
Answer: Sleep.
Riddle:
You're an FBI agent and you are assigned to the case of a murder. A man named Julious Jill was murdered by someone in the house. At least that's what people say. You are to interview everyone who was in the house on Sunday at 6:30 pm. You interview the kids first you ask them "What were you doing on Sunday at 6:30" The kids said we were playing with our toys. You interview the wife and you ask the same thing. The wife says she was cleaning the kids' room because the maid said she was going out with friends. So Mts. Jill said she would clean. Next, you ask the maid what she was doing the maid says she was getting the mail. Who murdered Mr. Jill?
Answer: The maid: the maid said she was getting the mail on a Sunday the mail doesn't come on Sundays and she lied to Mrs. Jill about going out with friends.
