Riddle:
What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle:
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Answer: Take aways it rattle.
Riddle:
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle:
If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Riddle:
I appear to be real but I'm not, I'm perfectly accurate but deceiving, I have no feelings or emotions, but the individual I'm mimicking does. What am I?
Answer: Your reflection in the mirror.
Riddle:
If you have nine fish in a fish bowl and 3 drown how many fish do you have left?
Answer: Nine because fish don't drown.
Riddle:
Two fathers and three sons walk into a candy shop and buy one candy bar each for 50 cents each. They walk out only spending $1.50. How do they do that?
Answer: There is a grandfather a father and son of grand father and fathers son.
Riddle:
I have a soul but I can not see or hear. What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
Riddle:
I have a key but no lock and a space but no door. What am I?
Answer: Keyboard.
Riddle:
I am more powerful than god and more evil than the devil. I am what rich people want and what poor people have. I can never die. What am I?
Answer: I am nothing.
