Riddle: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Riddle: What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle: You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
Answer: History.
Riddle: How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle: Can girafffes have babies?
Answer: No, they can only have giraffes.
Riddle: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Riddle: I'm on your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I?
Answer: An emoji.
Riddle: I am a thing that you can eat, drink, and use to start a fire. What am I?
Answer: Coconut.  You can eat the coconut meat, drink the coconut milk, and use the coconut husk to start a fire.
Riddle: Do rabbits use combs?
Answer: No, they use hare brushes.
Riddle: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Hare spray.