Riddle:
Can girafffes have babies?
Answer: No, they can only have giraffes.
Riddle:
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Riddle:
I'm on your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I?
Answer: An emoji.
Riddle:
I am a thing that you can eat, drink, and use to start a fire. What am I?
Answer: Coconut. You can eat the coconut meat, drink the coconut milk, and use the coconut husk to start a fire.
Riddle:
Do rabbits use combs?
Answer: No, they use hare brushes.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Hare spray.
Riddle:
What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle:
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Answer: Take aways it rattle.
Riddle:
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle:
If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
