Riddle:
Mr. and Mrs. Ketchum have daughters named January, February, March, April, May, June and July. What is her next daughters name.
Answer: What.
Riddle:
A judge has a murder case. The person who was murdered has a family member who thinks they found the murderer. The family members' lawyer called up a witness. The lawyer asked where the witness was on the day of the murder. The witness says "Well it was like any other Sunday morning, I got the mail, went to Jill's diner, and then went home and watched cartoons for the rest of the day." The lawyer says "he is lying!" How does the lawyer know the witness is lying?
Answer: The witness says he went to get the mail and there are no mail deliveries on sundays. Also Sunday cartoons are only in the morning so how could the witness be watching them all day?
Riddle:
There is a man who is afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask?
Answer: A baseball catcher.
Riddle:
There were seven fish in the sea. Two drowned and three swam away. How many are left?
Answer: Four because fish can't drown.. ... ;) ;] ♡♡♡
Riddle:
There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle:
I have one eye but I still can't see. I can surf all day without the sea. I let you know what your friends have to say and I will wake you up every day. What I'm I?
Answer: An iphone.
Riddle:
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
Riddle:
Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.
