Riddle: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Answer: Because of all the wrapping.
Riddle: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Answer: Frosted Flakes.
Riddle: Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
Riddle: What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Answer: A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
Riddle: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.
Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer: Puddle.
Riddle: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Answer: Looks like rain dear.
Riddle: On Christmas Eve, when Santa leaves his workshop at the North Pole, what direction does he travel?
Answer: South.  If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
Answer: Comet.